Alternative Penguin Jokes

You think you have eaten every penguin and heard every jokes? Wrong. These jokes too good for the penguin biscuit!
Penguin Crisps Joke

Bonus penguin fact: By 2015 over 80% of penguins must be manufactured out of recycled materials or do not pass go do not collect £200.

Penguin Crisps Joke

Bonus penguin fact: By 2015 over 80% of penguins must be manufactured out of recycled materials or do not pass go do not collect £200.

Pengwen Stefani

Bonus penguin fact: The world’s youngest penguin is one day old today.

Pengwen Stefani

Bonus penguin fact: The world’s youngest penguin is one day old today.

Penguin Car

Bonus penguin fact: When I close my eyes I see penguins. When I open them, they are still there.

Penguin Car

Bonus penguin fact: When I close my eyes I see penguins. When I open them, they are still there.

Two Krill, A Mockingbird

Bonus penguin fact: Not everybody likes penguins, you know. Some people like Jaffa Cakes. That is fine also.

Two Krill, A Mockingbird

Bonus penguin fact: Not everybody likes penguins, you know. Some people like Jaffa Cakes. That is fine also.

Penguin Harry Potter

Bonus penguin fact: In spite of it’s name, the penguinvisibility cloak is actually a cape. A cape that is made from cod and made in Cape Cod.

Penguin Harry Potter

Bonus penguin fact: In spite of it’s name, the penguinvisibility cloak is actually a cape. A cape that is made from cod and made in Cape Cod.

The Ghost of Penguin

Bonus penguin fact: In World War 1, Armoured Penguins were used as a mobile platform for anti-aircraft guns.

The Ghost of Penguin

Bonus penguin fact: In World War 1, Armoured Penguins were used as a mobile platform for anti-aircraft guns.

Tundrabirds

Bonus penguin fact: Penguins are a type of bird.

Tundrabirds

Bonus penguin fact: Penguins are a type of bird.

Detective Penguin

Bonus penguin fact:  erect-crested penguins have three types of gallbladder: the Cumulonimbus, the Hilary Swank and the Inverted Pterodactyl.

Detective Penguin

Bonus penguin fact:  erect-crested penguins have three types of gallbladder: the Cumulonimbus, the Hilary Swank and the Inverted Pterodactyl.

The Snowcial Network

Bonus penguin fact: 9/10 species of penguin are invisible to the naked eye.

The Snowcial Network

Bonus penguin fact: 9/10 species of penguin are invisible to the naked eye.

Penguin Books

Bonus penguin fact: You are never more than three feet away from a penguin.

Penguin Books

Bonus penguin fact: You are never more than three feet away from a penguin.