Penguin Crisps Joke
Bonus penguin fact: By 2015 over 80% of penguins must be manufactured out of recycled materials or do not pass go do not collect £200.
Pengwen Stefani
Bonus penguin fact: The world’s youngest penguin is one day old today.
Penguin Car
Bonus penguin fact: When I close my eyes I see penguins. When I open them, they are still there.
Two Krill, A Mockingbird
Bonus penguin fact: Not everybody likes penguins, you know. Some people like Jaffa Cakes. That is fine also.
Penguin Harry Potter
Bonus penguin fact: In spite of it’s name, the penguinvisibility cloak is actually a cape. A cape that is made from cod and made in Cape Cod.
The Ghost of Penguin
Bonus penguin fact: In World War 1, Armoured Penguins were used as a mobile platform for anti-aircraft guns.
Tundrabirds
Bonus penguin fact: Penguins are a type of bird.
Detective Penguin
Bonus penguin fact: erect-crested penguins have three types of gallbladder: the Cumulonimbus, the Hilary Swank and the Inverted Pterodactyl.
The Snowcial Network
Bonus penguin fact: 9/10 species of penguin are invisible to the naked eye.
Penguin Books
Bonus penguin fact: You are never more than three feet away from a penguin.
